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Who is the schmoozemaster?

Just the baddest, pimpinest, huslinest, son of an unwed dog that ever played the game. He’s brash. He’s bold. He’s white! Women want him. Muthafuckas want to be him! Born Jeff Schneider in a shotgun shack in Shaker Heights, Ohio he knew early on that he was a silver-tongued devil destined for a life in bullshit. At one, he dined on only the finest titties in town. At seven, he’d been engaged 3 times, to the same dizzy dame twice! At 15 Jeff Schneider had successfully lied in front of 12 grand juries and six Jewish mothers. Bunko artists, confidence men and assorted flim flammers sought out his council. By 22 Jeff Schneider had sweet-talked his way through every one-horse town from Bangor to San Berdoo. Dubbed The Schmoozemaster, no one could out rap him. Gospel ministers worshipped at the hem of his garment. Jeff Schneider was slicker than you know what dripping from a gold tooth. In 1982 armed only with a Maglite, a Mr. Microphone and 42 dick jokes, Jeff Schneider opened The Funny Bone Comedy Club in Pittsburgh, Pa. By frequently negotiating the slalom of loogies left by greasy, talent agents, the former grifting lifestyle played well in Schneider’s newly found career. With his quick wit and the ability to parlay at the drop of a hat, Schneider earned the respect of some of the game’s great wits. Artie Lange, Lisa Lampanelli, and Drew Carey, all curried Schneider’s favor. In 2007 after 25 years as a very successful and highly, sleazy comedy club owner the maestro received the Jack Ruby Award for lifetime achievement in bilking the public and knocking up waitresses.

who is dobie ?

Dobie Maxwell - aka ‘Mr. Lucky’ - is FUNNY! Funny how, like a clown? No, he’s funny on stage as a nationally touring standup comedy headliner. He’s also funny on the radio, both as host of his own show and as a guest. Dobie has also appeared on national television on ‘The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson’ on CBS TV and Byron Allen’s ‘Comics.TV’. He’s also appeared on way too many local and regional television programs to list. A native of Milwaukee, WI - Dobie has traveled North America countless times as a touring comic and has shared a bill with such notables as Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Foxworthy, Drew Carey, Robin Williams and many others. ‘Mr. Lucky’ is now a rock solid headliner himself, even though he’s had more than his share of bad breaks along the way to slow him down. He’s chosen to take advantage of the situation and mine it for comedy material. “I don’t really need to write jokes.” Dobie says. “Life has thrown enough darts at me where all I have to do is just report what’s happened in either the recent or distant past, and audiences start to laugh. It’s pretty easy.” Dobie has also been successfully teaching comedy classes since 1995 and has developed ‘The Maxwell Method of Standup Comedy’ - a three level course. He also writes a daily diary of a comedian‘s life on stage and off called ‘The Dented Can Diary‘. More info - www.dobiemaxwell.com.